Hilarious shit right here. I need to do one of these.
If you’re reading this, the world hasn’t ended…yet. The Mayans didn’t say what time the end would come, or in what time zone, but let’s assume we have at least a few more hours. If the world does explode today, I want to say farewell with a Fuck You medley.
Fuck you, gun nuts. Fuck you and your arguments about how owning assault weapons protects us from tyranny. The United States has the biggest arsenal on the planet. If the government wanted to subdue the masses, do you honestly think a semi-automatic rifle would help you? You could have a Howitzer in your front yard and it wouldn’t matter. And you morons truly believe that arming everyone would prevent horrific shootings like the one in Newtown?? Rot in hell, you twisted, deranged scumbags.
Fuck you, cottage cheese. I despise you. I truly do. If I were stranded somewhere and you…
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